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      朋友圈国庆假期的搞笑说说

      时间:2019-09-26 09:32来源:个性说说网 作者:搞笑说说点击:

        “听说下雨天和运动会很配哦” “听说国庆节和月考更配哦”感受到了来自这个世界深深的恶意。

        我二舅今天早上发了一条盆友圈:祝祖国母亲生日快乐,我们都是祖国的儿子。我给他评论:二哥说得对!

        月收入五万以上可考虑欧美中端游,月收入三万可考虑低端欧洲游,月收入一万到两万请选择东南亚游,月收入低于一万请选择国内游,月收入低于五千请选择省内游,月收入三千请选择郊游,低于两千请选择花生油,低于一千的请选择地沟游,没有收入的请选择梦游!

      朋友圈国庆假期的搞笑说说

        又快到十一了愁死我了!一旅游就感觉缺一架飞机,一出门就感觉自己少辆车,一看时间就感觉自己少块表,一拿起电话就感觉应该换个苹果S,一洗手就感觉少个金钻戒。

        看着国庆假期慢慢的离我而去,我弱弱的问一句:祖国母亲,你要不要再过个农历的生日。

        我打算第一天带她爬山,第二第三…第七天腿酸痛到走不成路,省钱!

      朋友圈国庆假期的搞笑说说

        十一期间,坐软卧去旅游,对面是个漂亮妹子,那个小脸蛋儿真精致,就想跟她搭讪,但又不好意思,我也看出来她也想跟我说话!我鼓起勇气就问她,你去哪啊?她说广东旅游,我说好巧啊,我也是。然后她说,晚上睡觉一个人害怕……我就激动了,有什么需要帮忙的你就说!她说,那你能跟我老公换个座么,他在隔壁车厢……

      单位组织出国玩,行政小妹收集员工身份证信息,当看到我的时,她笑着问我:“你属老鼠的?” 出于对本生肖的维护,我回答说:“是的,但请把'老'字去掉。” 她愣了一下,疑惑地说了声“好的”就走了,结果,结果,全公司都出去玩了,真把老子从名单上去掉了。

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