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      超搞笑的說說 你要親親?不好意思,我沒買果凍

      時間:2019-09-16 15:02來源:個性說說網 作者:海底金魚點擊:

        姐沒有錯過的時候,只有錯的一塌糊涂的時候。

        上大學的時候,食堂有意見薄,一天閑來無事翻看,其中一頁只寫了一句話:你以為你把雞屁股切成三瓣我就認不出來了嗎!

        可恨的不是小三,而是經不住小三誘惑的小癟三。

        一男子忘帶錢,于是吃完把賬單放在柜臺上就走,收銀員拿著賬單大喊:先生,你的賬單!男子回頭一笑:是你的賬單。

      超搞笑的說說 你要親親?不好意思,我沒買果凍

        現在的廣告真的是坑娘啊,我媽喝點伊利就能變我姐了。

        世界上最遙遠的距離,是你在澳洲家里,而我在家里熬粥。

        你要親親?不好意思,我沒買果凍!

        月老,不行咱就退休。別硬撐。牽過的你還牽,三兒毀了多少家庭知道不?

        暑假君你看我爸多喜歡你啊,每天都在為你倒計時。

        你都好意思撒謊了,我哪敢好意思不信?

        其實我想說你很惡心,可惜,沒時間說了,因為姐吐了。

        富家女:見過名牌兒么?我這包上寫著LV!我:我學過拼音,讀“驢”是吧?

      超搞笑的說說 你要親親?不好意思,我沒買果凍

        像你這么優雅的人,平時都不拉屎吧!

        遇到你之前,我的世界是黑白的,遇見你之后,哇靠,全黑了。

        “是什么讓你走上中國好聲音這個舞臺的?”“是我的腿!

        穿低胸裝還拿手擋著,太沒公德心了。

        老天爺,你能把這幾天要下的雨存儲起來嗎,等到軍訓時再還我!

        自從放了暑假,我就把早餐給戒了。

        男人被甩,金錢問題;女人被甩,相貌問題;我被甩,你他媽腦袋有問題。

        你搞藝術,我搞你,這叫深入藝術。

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