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      經典搞笑說說 執子之手,將子拖走

      時間:2019-09-16 15:13來源:個性說說網 作者:搞笑說說點擊:

        數學老師講個題就好像炫邁,講了很久很久還是根本停不下來。

        史上最吸引難男人的無非就是:豹紋短裙+紅色絲襪+黑色長筒靴+鋼管,而具備這些特征的只有悟空!

        小時候一直想不明白,如果割腕會死人,那么斷臂的為什么會活著?

        暗戀是成功的啞劇,說出來就成了悲!

        一直不明白,電梯明明是站著的,為什么每次都說是坐電梯。

        執子之手,將子拖走。

        據說不想開學的孩子都是好孩子,這證明他們在校沒有對象。

      經典搞笑說說 執子之手,將子拖走

        熱戀時,情侶們常感嘆上輩子積了什么德;結婚后,夫妻們常懷疑上輩子造了什么孽。

        用一句話形容我們的假期,過的了初一過不了十五。

        我年輕過,你們呢,老過么?

        老師,我的作業還在家里睡覺,我沒忍心把它叫醒,可不可以不交!

        人生最大的痛苦莫過于經歷了超級風雨后,不但沒看到彩虹,結果還感冒了。

        世界上最專一的就是作業,你再怎么冷落它,它依然對你不離不棄。

        人人都說我丑,其實我只是美得不明顯。

        心簡單,世界就簡單,幸福才會生長;心自由,生活就自由,到哪都有快樂。沒心沒肺,才能活著不累!

      經典搞笑說說 執子之手,將子拖走

        女子無才便是德,我一定是太缺德了。

        上課盼下課,上學盼放假,我的目標一直都很執著。

        姐不是客服人員,你沒權要求姐答這答那。

        我其實是個天使,之所以留在人間,是因為體重的關系。

        腦袋空不要緊,關鍵是不要進水。

        我們都是:上課睡覺覺,下課嘣跳跳,考試死翹翹。

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