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      搞笑開學說說 醫生說我得了開學恐懼癥

      時間:2019-09-02 09:59來源:個性說說網 作者:金魚哥點擊:

        開學了,別人那叫調整作息,我特么就是倒時差。

        開學不要說我胖,我只是瘦夠了。

        你若發奮做作業,便是開學前一天。

        年度災難巨片《開學》于全國各大院校同步上映,無數學子含淚傾情出演。

        我和暑假分手了,都是因為開學那賤人!

      搞笑開學說說 醫生說我得了開學恐懼癥

        有一種無聊叫開學典禮,有一種借口叫作業沒帶,有一種幸福叫老師請假。

        快開學了,我突然間發現自己上學的心情竟然比上墳還沉重,我這是得病了嗎。

        醫生說我得了開學恐懼癥,開學延期可能會減緩病情。

        上聯:話費路費寬帶費費費待繳;下聯:飯卡水卡公交卡卡卡等充。橫批:開學破財。

        開學給我的感覺就是:馬上有一大波僵尸涌過來,我連向日葵都還沒種。

      搞笑開學說說 醫生說我得了開學恐懼癥

        “比心愛的人不愛你更痛的是什么?”“要開學了!”

        開學了,習慣像那個熟悉的教室里望去,卻再也沒有看見那個喜歡穿白襯衫,笑起來很干凈的你。

        親愛的課代表們:開學收作業的時候,如果我和你對視五秒鐘以上仍然拿不出作業,請自覺繞過我去收下一個同學的作業,別當著老師的面問我要作業,謝謝,好人一生平安。

        開學了,打起渾身精神,告別懶散;喊響努力口號,好好學習;升起勤奮旗幟,奮發圖強;立下恢宏志向,積極進取。愿你遨游在知識的海洋里,樂此不疲。

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